The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!