- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart rainbows

The power to read the terms of service.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power of love

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to die at will

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

power to have no power at all

The power to kill yourself.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

the power to kill yourself

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to die

The power to sneeze scissors

to zap people but only yourself

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

Pointless Super Powers