- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit out of your nose

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

Justin Bieber

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

the ability to type slower.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The ability to part hair.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to speak only one language

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

Pointless Super Powers