The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power of christ ;)

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!