- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to see the past.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fart slightly less deadly

the power to find children extremely attractive

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers