The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!