- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to eat people :D

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

Delayed Reaction Man

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to not write pointless powers.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to have a V8

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to see through windows

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Pointless Super Powers