Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!