The power to live.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to shape shift into water

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swear words -jesse

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!