The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!