The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to smell water.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!