- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

to die when you are happy

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

Pointless Super Powers