The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!