To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Dejavu

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!