the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!