- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to not have any power.

The power to have a atomic fart

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

the power to beathe

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to set money on fire

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to glow while under the sun

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Pointless Super Powers