The power to be dead

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!