What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!