The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!