The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Find Waldo

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!