The power to only drink liquids

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a human

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!