The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to exist

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!